i’m actually kind of afraid to meet my online friends
not because of the possibility of them being an online predator,
but because they’re gonna realize how much of a loser i am in real life. and think something like “wow have i really been friends with you this whole entire time”
I, on the other hand, have trepidation about meeting my online friends for the opposite reason
what if they just start hemorrhaging from how awesome I am?
what if they die
We all get nosebleeds any time we speak to you, over the internet, actually. So. Definitely this is a concern.
A concern for the rest of them, anyway. You only wish you’d be able to kill me that easily.